Eclectic and striving never to follow paths into ruts, the OF Blog focuses on essays, reviews, interviews, and other odds and ends that might be of interest to fans of both literary and speculative fiction. Now with a cute owl for your enjoyment.
Eclectic and striving never to follow paths into ruts, the OF Blog focuses on essays, reviews, interviews, and other odds and ends that might be of interest to fans of both literary and speculative fiction. Now with a cute owl for your enjoyment.
I'm not exactly sure what his intentions are, but give him some acting lessons, maybe batter a dialogue into his skull, and he will be prime political material.
ReplyDeleteKind of like what they did with Palin, except he lacks the sex appeal for the Cougar-loving male demographic.
He looks like he could wrestle a cougar and then eat it (out?). Yes, he'd make for fine political material then.
ReplyDeleteHe's a bit old to be wrestling with Cougars, let alone eating them (out). Those Cougars, they tend to go for younger prey.
ReplyDeleteIn any case, that's one nature special I don't want to see... Sober.
Maybe he's a Bear wrestler, then? :P
ReplyDeleteAnd hey, there's a long-standing, fine tradition of drunk Southern governors!
Perhaps a Bear was on the other side of the camera. All that hair glinting from sweat and the glare of studio lights, getting him all flustered and tongue-tied as his mind things about what Wrestling position to try out first.
ReplyDeleteThat makes sense, really, about the drunken Southern governors. I can't see dealing with Floridian politics without having a good bit of drink in you.
It might be. Could have even been the Third Bear, for all we know ;)
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, Southern politics don't make much sense until a few bourbons have been downed.