Well, I received such a book yesterday in the mail.
It was the latest Terry Goodkind book, The Third Kingdom.
I guess, despite my antipathy for his socio-political views and having read only one book of his in the past decade, I will drain this cup set before me to its bitterest dregs. May the squirrels have mercy on me, because I think I'm going to have one of them not only read this book but also review it. Hopefully, I will not be punished too severely for this. Wish me (and the unlucky squirrel) luck.