Here are the final results of the poll on what readers want to see this blog cover more:
Interesting top five there, but it seems that squirrel porn, followed by literary fiction, pulled away from the pack. So...since readers seem to want more squirrel porn, let me begin by posting this tawdry piece of squirrel porn:
Here we have a cute little squirrel. She is gnawing on a nut, but it just isn't satisfying her to do it alone. So she chitters at her squirrel friend with benefits and he comes over...
And after a bit of hot and heavy chittering and dirty talk about where to bury that nut load...
They re-enact their favorite romance scene, where the sound of a burbling brook provides a natural soundtrack to their bumping and grinding.
Hope that little bit of squirrel porn pleases the squirrel smut purveyors here.
Fantasy
|
25
(30%)
|
Literary Fiction
|
31
(37%)
|
Science Fiction
|
21
(25%)
|
Histories
|
24
(29%)
|
Biographies
|
17
(20%)
|
Short Fiction
|
25
(30%)
|
Romance
|
13
(15%)
|
Paranormal Romance
|
23
(28%)
|
Westerns
|
2
(2%)
|
Mysteries/Crime Fiction
|
4
(4%)
|
YA
|
2
(2%)
|
Squirrel Porn
|
36
(43%)
|
Interesting top five there, but it seems that squirrel porn, followed by literary fiction, pulled away from the pack. So...since readers seem to want more squirrel porn, let me begin by posting this tawdry piece of squirrel porn:
Here we have a cute little squirrel. She is gnawing on a nut, but it just isn't satisfying her to do it alone. So she chitters at her squirrel friend with benefits and he comes over...
And after a bit of hot and heavy chittering and dirty talk about where to bury that nut load...
They re-enact their favorite romance scene, where the sound of a burbling brook provides a natural soundtrack to their bumping and grinding.
Hope that little bit of squirrel porn pleases the squirrel smut purveyors here.
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2 comments:
HAHAHAHA
-Saj
Squirrels are erotic creatures, aren't they? ;)
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