The OF Blog: I can't decide which I should order first

Friday, March 05, 2010

I can't decide which I should order first

Late-night Amazon searches:

Uranium Ore

Fresh Whole Rabbit

Wolf Urine Lure

Wedding Chapel

UFO Detector

Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank

Which one do you think would be the best to buy?


Linda said...

All so tempting...If I were you I think I'd go for the Wolf Urine lure (might keep the squirrels away) or the UFO detector (Headline: squirrels of the earth last seen boarding flying saucer. Video of event on Youtube).

For myself,the UFO detector - with the cat attached as per photo. I think it would work better.

S.M.D. said...

I'm pretty sure that if you need anything in your life right now, it's the wolf urine. I used to have a little bottle of the stuff back in the day. Let me tell wonders on the ladies...

Larry said...


Luckily, I have a non-aggression pact with the squirrels. I feed them nuts, they tease and give my dogs exercise. It's a win-win situation. The wolf urine would likely piss off my poor dogs :P


Hrmm...tempting...but I've done something even better. I've ordered squirrel scent before and sent a scented letter to the lovely lady who threatens me with her rabid squirrels. I think it helped...

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