Late-night Amazon searches:
Uranium Ore
Fresh Whole Rabbit
Wolf Urine Lure
Wedding Chapel
UFO Detector
Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank
Which one do you think would be the best to buy?
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All so tempting...If I were you I think I'd go for the Wolf Urine lure (might keep the squirrels away) or the UFO detector (Headline: squirrels of the earth last seen boarding flying saucer. Video of event on Youtube).
For myself,the UFO detector - with the cat attached as per photo. I think it would work better.
I'm pretty sure that if you need anything in your life right now, it's the wolf urine. I used to have a little bottle of the stuff back in the day. Let me tell you...works wonders on the ladies...
Linda,
Luckily, I have a non-aggression pact with the squirrels. I feed them nuts, they tease and give my dogs exercise. It's a win-win situation. The wolf urine would likely piss off my poor dogs :P
Shaun,
Hrmm...tempting...but I've done something even better. I've ordered squirrel scent before and sent a scented letter to the lovely lady who threatens me with her rabid squirrels. I think it helped...
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