I am writing to you today to protest your inhumane treatment of squirrels. A reader of your blog brought to my attention this article you wrote back in September 2013, in which you gleefully narrate the suffering that you inflicted on this most precious squirrel. In addition, it seems that you frequently make reference to your squirrels' rabidness as if this were a condition to be exalted rather than a preventable illness. If you do not immediately refrain from forcing squirrels to do your bidding (and your reading!), then we shall have no other recourse than to organize a mass boycott of your blog and to report you to the appropriate authorities for investigation of animal cruelty."
Interesting. Perhaps I should cease and desist, as they ask? Or should the squirrel legions be unleashed upon them?