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Saturday, April 10, 2010

Nerdgasm

If you want to lose any optimism that you have for the human race as a whole, be sure to read the hundreds and hundreds of comments to this Suvudu "cage match" between a character from the Wheel of Time series, Rand al'Thor, and a character from the Song of Ice and Fire series, Jaime Lannister.  The thought of dozens, if not hundreds of überfans (and possible untermenschen?) arguing at length and working themselves up to a frenzy over who'd win in a fictional "fight" between two imaginary, fictional characters is in turns amusing and causes for continued despair over the future of the human race or something.

I did add a suggestion somewhere in the very early hours of the 9th:  William Shatner and Danny Bonaduce would have made for a much more entertaining "cage match," not the least because the two are actual, living, breathing human beings who contain more real awesomeness in a belch than any fictional creation could maintain.  Not that I'd pay to watch Shatner and Bonaduce fight (although I seem to recall Bonaduce and Donnie Osmond boxing once), but rather that it'd be more worthy of attention that countless hours spent arguing about what fictional character would win under which set of applicable imaginary, ridiculous rules. 

And yes, I'm grouchy.  Think I'll take a nap now and sleep off the curmudgeonly attitude...

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

SFX Magazine has a readers' pick for "top 100" authors

Adam Whitehead of The Wertzone posted the contents of the just-released print issue of SFX Magazine's Top 100 Fantasy/SF Authors, as voted on by their fans. Apparently a few hundred or more participated and here, copy/pasted from Adam's post elsewhere, are those 100, with a few remarks by myself, written solely because I'm in the mood to comment on something after enduring that horrendous Game 6 tonight:

100. James Herbert

Haven't read. Can't recall anything by this dude.

99. Gwyneth Jones

Have heard of her, but again, nothing read by her.

98. Sara Douglass

Based on that godawful Wayfarer Redemption series that I sampled years ago, I'd rather not read anything else by her again.

97. Charles Stross

His style and my literary preferences are like oil and water.

96. Terry Goodkind

Read 7 of his books. Must have been a masochist in a former life.

95. Brian W. Aldiss

Someone I know I should have read by now, but I haven't. Yet.

94. Ken MacLeod

I enjoyed some of his short stories, but am uncertain about his The Execution Channel. Need to resume reading it soon.

93. Olaf Stapledon

No clue what this due wrote.

92. Michael Marshall Smith

Same here.

91. Jon Courtney Grimwood

I've considered reading him on occasion, but nope, haven't yet.

90. Christopher Priest

Enjoyed reading The Prestige about 4 years ago. Need to read more of his work.

89. Jonathan Carroll

The American Neil Gaiman before Neil Gaiman was even the British Neil Gaiman. Don't think I've read a story of his yet that I didn't like at least to some degree.

88. Scott Lynch

OK first effort, weaker second effort. Puzzled why he's on this list.

87. David Weber

No desire to read any of his work.

86. M. John Harrison

Should have been in the Top 10 here, but "literary" works rarely have mass appeal.

85. Jacqueline Carey

Might try her Kushiel series later, but not now.

84. Kim Stanley Robinson

Has his ups-and-downs, but even at his worst, he's passable for me.

83. Theodore Sturgeon

One of the "Golden Age" old farts I've yet to read.

82. J.V. Jones

Haven't read her work yet.

81. Joe Abercrombie

OK to showing promise at time, but needs much more work on characterizations, plotting, and pacing.

80. Joe Haldeman

OK, but his stories haven't really appealed to me.

79. Simon Clark

Who?

78. George Orwell

Much better than most of the schmucks "above" him in this list.

77. Samuel R. Delany

Ditto to what I just said. (Edit: I didn't proof the spelling here, but as Neil Gaiman points out, it's Delany, not "Delaney," so I corrected it.)

76. Charles de Lint

Enjoyable urban fantasies, but I can't seem to read more than one of his stories in a month or two span. Don't really know why.

75. Julian May

Haven't read him. (Edit: her).

74. Edgar Rice Burroughs

OK early 20th century pulp, but his Mars stories didn't really appeal to me.

73. Robert Silverberg

I liked many of his SF and fantasy efforts, but he's not one of my favorite writers.

72. Susanna Clarke

Very strong debut novel, with some very good short stories.

71. Stanislaw Lem

I liked his The Cyberiad much more than Solaris.

70. Larry Niven

No desire to read him.

69. Alfred Bester

Will get around to reading him in the near future.

68. Katherine Kerr

No desire to read her work.

67. Jack Vance

Someone whom I need to read at length shortly. What I've read, I really liked for the style and humor.

66. Harry Harrison

Who?

65. Marion Zimmer Bradley

Don't know why I haven't read her yet.

64. Richard Matheson

Ditto.

63. Dan Simmons

Writes strong standalones and first volumes to duologies; second half of duologies seem to be much weaker than the first installments.

62. Elizabeth Haydon

No desire to read her work.

61. Terry Brooks

Didn't like the original Shannara trilogy when I read them in 1997. His recent graphic novel, The Dark Wraith of Shannara, wasn't bad at all, although still not a great work by any stretch.

60. Richard Morgan

Written some excellent stories, but I can only take his style in measured doses. Do think he has the potential to write something deeper than what he has attempted so far.

59. Stephen Baxter

Haven't read him, not for sure when I will.

58. Jennifer Fallon

No interest.

57. Mercedes Lackey

Certainly no interest.

56. CJ Cherryh

Will try reading her earlier work someday.

55. Harlan Ellison

Better storywriter than friendly person, to say the least...

54. Jasper Fforde

In the future, perhaps.

53. Octavia Butler

Great talent. Would have been hovering around the top 10 if I were voting.

52. J.G. Ballard

Ditto. Damn good writer.

51. Robert E. Howard

Have yet to read his pulps.

50. Sherri S. Tepper

Maybe soon?

49. H.P. Lovecraft

Excellent master of the short form atmospheric piece.

48. Mervyn Peake

Even better at atmospheric pieces.

47. Jules Verne

He and Bradbury kindled my love for certain forms of SF

46. Alastair Reynolds

No real interest in reading him at the moment.

45. Neal Stephenson

Mostly enjoyed his works, even if they're a tad on the long side...

44. Clive Barker

Very good writer. Need to read more of his work.

43. Jim Butcher

Maybe later...or maybe not.

42. Tad Williams

First part of his Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn trilogy didn't thrill me. I dropped it and then gave away the paperback copy.

41. Kurt Vonnegut

One of the better authors on this list, to say the least.

40. Trudi Canavan

Ummm....no.

39. Michael Moorcock

OK, putting Eddings before Moorcock is criminal!

38. David Eddings

Hell no.

37. Alan Moore

Will read Watchman soon. I know, I know...

36. Orson Scott Card

Not interested in supporting him financially based on his ideological views, so no reads yet. Petty, I know, but true.

35. Stephen Donaldson

Flawed, but talented writer.

34. Gene Wolfe

Should have been in the Top 5 at least, if not #1.

33. China Miéville

Very, very talented author. I think he'll have written a megabestselling and creative novel before the next decade ends.

32. Raymond E. Feist

No interest.

31. Lois McMaster Bujold

Read part of one novel, The Curse of Chalion. Rather bland to me.

30. Roger Zelazny

Needs to be pimped more often.

29. Anne McCaffrey

Needs to be pimped less often.

28. Steven Erikson

Frustrating to read at times. Has a great vision and some talent, but many of his stories feel "sloppy" to me.

27. William Gibson

Talented. Enjoyed what I have read of his works.

26. Guy Gavriel Kay

Surprisingly difficult for me to read, perhaps because it's so close to actual historical eras that I know that I want to correct him on some of his interpretations.

25. CS Lewis

Good writer, but his best stuff is his theological writings, not his fiction.

24. Diana Wynne Jones

The Tough Guide to Fantasyland is a must-read for quite a few who seem to equate epic fantasy with all fantasy.

23. John Wyndham

Nope, not yet.

22. Philip Pullman

Maybe later.

21. Robin Hobb

The first Farseer book didn't work for me. No interest in reading any more.

20. Stephen King

Uneven, but at his best, a very entertaining and thought-provoking author.

19. Ray Bradbury

One of my favorites. Would have had him slightly higher than here.

18. Arthur C. Clarke

Interesting ideas, but his writing style just irritated me a bit too much at times.

17. Robert Jordan

Uneven in pacing and characterization. Ultimately lost interest about 8 years ago.

16. JK Rowling

Underrated for her pacing and characterizations.

15. Robert Heinlein

I just don't think I would be considered his "target audience."

14. Frank Herbert

Dune is a classic. Some of his other books are well above-average. Some are rather shitty in comparison.

13. Peter F. Hamilton

Will read in the near future.

12. David Gemmell

The one book of his that I read, I disliked.

11. Ursula K. LeGuin

Outstanding writer in whatever field she wanted to explore. Would have been in my Top 10.

10. Robert Rankin

Haven't read him.

9. HG Wells

Good, but I preferred Verne to him.

8. Philip K. Dick

Not much into Dick worship, to say the least...

7. Iain M. Banks

Only read one Culture novel, Look to Windward, and it was OK to good, but nothing that encouraged me to explore further immediately afterwards.

6. Isaac Asimov

HATE his writing style. Cannot stomach it.

5. George RR Martin

Very good short story writer whose SF/Horror tales (I read "The Pear-Shaped Man" in OMNI in my school's library when I was in 7th grade) have been overshadowed by that epic fantasy of his. I think many of those short stories are better in comparison.

4. Douglas Adams

Talented, funny, but a bit uneven toward the end.

3. Neil Gaiman

Reliably good, but outside of the Sandman comics, has trouble being consistently great for me.

2. JRR Tolkien

Still wonderful to read, after 20 years and multiple re-reads.

1. Terry Pratchett

Never really had an interest in reading his works, but then again, I rarely read humor pieces.



So there ya go, my biases out in the open. Feel free to convince me to give certain authors a second (first?) chance or to argue placements. At least there were 20 female authors that made this list, as I would have presumed at first it would have been even more of a sausagefest than what it turned out to be. Probably would have had close to half of those off and added another dozen or two, but that's just me. Thoughts on such a list?
 
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