The OF Blog: Nothing says scary like...

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Nothing says scary like...


...a balding, graying Satan.

9 comments:

Aidan Moher said...

More terrifying is the amorphous lump he has in place of a crotch.

Larry said...

And the horrendous lack of care for his nails. The horrors!

Larry said...

Actually, looking at the cover on the book (I do own it now), he's wearing a cross between tighty-whities and a Speedo. Even more frightening.

Joe Sherry said...

Hey, I'm disturbed, man.

Paul said...

"I once caught a fish thiiiiiiiiiiiis big."

Hal Duncan said...

Worse still, a balding graying Satan... doing interpretive dance!

Larry said...

And doing it in his tighty-whities! I just hope I can manage to read the von Bek books now without choking up with tears/laughter.

drxray said...

I own a copy of this book. it's one of my favorite Moorcocks.

James said...

There are only so many professions for people like this though. You have Satan, sure, but otherwise...

The shut-in with the binoculars, who quickly closes the curtains when you catch him looking into your room and watching you dress.

The man with the beat up van, free candy spray painted on the side, waiting by the school and ducking eye level with the dash as he looks out for cops.

Worse comes to worse... could always be this guy (who I find entertaining and is in no way affiliated with the former three... that I know of).

 
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