I saw this on a friend's Facebook wall and I couldn't resist snatching this image and posting it here. Apparently there is news to be reported when cows are assaulted by burros and die from it. The parts in red are the best, of course. "the Municipality considers that the cow provoked the ass" and "it was around a young burro, with much strength, and of course the cow left itself completely nude with its teats to the air, well of course it [the donkey] left its mother and charged."
There are some sad realities embedded in that, but oh how odd this story reads!